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*tIng puts on her thinking cap and sticks an imaginary cigarette to her mouth.*

Its late. Its 12.28am right now and i'm still job hunting.

That's right. I'm a soon-to-be-jobless gal.

*tIng weeps.*

KNNCCB. The stupid mother-fucker auntie (my lady boss's mum) spoke ill of me to my lady boss. In the end, everything i kanna. And i lost my job.


*tIng points her left 3rd finger.*

Nabehz.. She think i young easy to bully right? Damm hell she's wrong! She blardy fuck chose the wrong gal. I gave the the ATTITUDE right back at her face! *points right 3rd finger* She think just because she's older she can talk nonsense and cause me my job.

*tIng uses a pair of pilers and pulls Auntie's nails out ONE by ONE. Then she takes out a knife and slices Auntie into many thin pieces. tIng then uses the knife to dismember Auntie, chucking her limbs into big black plastic bags. tIng takes out a shove from her tool bag and starts digging a hole in the ground below her. She carries what's left of Auntie's body and buries her, leaving only Auntie's head exposed to the surface. tIng takes out jar of honey and drizzle it over Auntie's head. Ants starts to crawl all over Auntie's face.*

KNNCCB. She make me sooo KNN DU LAN till I wanna slap her and tell her to SHUT HER CHEEBYE mouth up. This is the very first time i screamed at an old folk. Usually, i'm a very nice person. I stand up to give my seat to an elderly on the train or bus. I'll help them cross the road if they need help.


But that doesn't mean you can bully me! Auntie thinks she can gangster me cause she's the lady boss's mum. She's FUCKING WRONG!! tIng doesn't gives a damm about who you are! You bully me, you'll get it from me.

*tIng kicks Auntie's honey-coated head twice.*


I'll NOT allow myself to terrorised by gangster Aunties. I'll NOT suffer in silence anymore. It's time to fight back and stand up for myself. Enough is enough!

*tIng coos to Auntie: "So you still wanna tell tales about me? Or do you wanna beg for mercy?"


*tIng pulls Auntie's hair and slaps her repeatedly.*
I wish i can do that in real life. But the sanity part of me tells me if i do that, i'll never be able to:

1) Enjoy my monthly pedicure
2) Wear nice colourful undies (Black & White are not colours)
3) Shower with hot water
4) Wear pretty earrings
5) Wear nice heels

For the sake of all the above, i shall let Auntie live a couple more years. I'm not worried about revenge. Karma... Karma...


loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.