With less than a month to Chinese New Year, i'm going in to a state of panic and anxiety.

*tIng tugs her hair and runs around the room, screaming.*

For the past two years, i was able to escape the torture of housing visiting and pain-in-the-neck relatives asking the same routine questions over and over again because i had to work. This year, however, i don't have to work during CNY! How?! What am i going to do? *frowns*

Its not that i hate my relatives. I'm allergic to them. Its quite sad that we cant choose who to be related to. Frankly, if i could choose, i would rather be related to the vermin Adolf Hilter. At least Hilter was nice to his family members.

I've been thinking of excuses to "siam" CNY. So far, i've come up with these few:

1) Hide away in any island despite the danger of tsunami.
2) Pretend to be involved in the research for perfect men.
3) Get in an accident.
(though obviously not life threatening kind)
4) Go missing.
(Leave evidence to mislead ppl that i've been kidnapped by aliens)
5) Commit a crime.
(Serious enough to land myself in lockup for 48 hours)
6) Pack myself into a cardboard box and send myself to Africa.
(How many stamps are needed?)

I cant think of any more excuses! I need help! Somebody, just remove me from the surface of this Earth.

*tIng climbs into her cupboard and locks herself inside.*

loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.