As i am blogging this, I am actually blue-faced, tight lipped and expressionless. Reason? I've just applied a face mask from H2O. And it stings like hell. God damm it. Beauty is a religion and i'm its most faithful follower. *tsk tsk* The worse thing? I cant sneeze! For the fear of cracking my mask.. The pain of being a woman.. *sighs*

Went to make a police report at Simei NPC today.. I din know that they have to check the bags of all the people who enter the NPC. Tight security.. Wonder why.. *considers* Saw this very cute police guy.. Oh.. I love men in uniforms.. *winkz*

Anyway, since i'm blogged about the the different functions of men to women yesterday, i might as well talk about the functions of women to men.

The Fun Gal
You see, men of different ages need women for different purposes. A man in his early 20s need a gal who can have fun with him. At this age, they don't need women with too much emotional baggage. Meaning, they are less likely to want to talk about or let alone hear about future commitments. Physical appearances are important for guys in this age group.

The Wife
Men in their 30s need women who are presentable and understanding. It would also be best if the women can help them in some way or another in terms of career. They would want the women to be from similar or at least of comparable background. At the end of the day, men usually end up marrying women in this group. Cause they know that these women will raise their kids, pay their bills and also cook and clean for the family.

The Sweet Young Thing
In their 40s, men (both married and not married) wants to relive their glorious past. They want young sweet gals. Of course, by this time, their spirits may be willing but their flesh would be, quite unfortunately, *lets out a slight cough* weak. Nevertheless, being financially comfortable compensates for everything. Given a choice, i would choose to be in this group rather than the wife. *shrugs*

Now, you see men do use different women for different functions. *thinks* At the end, men needs women and women need men. This sucks. Think i'll just have to carrying waiting for the right one to come along. *frownz*

Anyway, bought a new book at MPH on my way home. Its "Olivia Joules and the Overactive Imagination" by Helen Fielding. I'm those type of people who likes chick lit. Because its easy to read and very light hearted. I like Helen Fielding. She makes me laugh. Not many people can make me laugh these days. Azan makes me laugh. *considers*

The other day, i was msging him, told him that i'm young and innocent. Guess what he replied me? "Dear, if you are reeking of innocence, Pam Anderson would be a virgin."

*tIng laughs and rolls on the floor.*

He's right. I'm far from innocent. But as i always say "A smart woman is one who acts innocent." *grinz* Btw, Azan taught me a new word. Incarnadine. Its another word for pink. *wide smile*


loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.