Ok. I'm back. I'm not dead yet. *hurrays!!* (Though i'm not sure whether this is a good or bad news to you?). As the saying goes, what doesn't kills you makes you stronger.
I'm strong.
*tIng pats herself on the back.* Well.. Have you gone through a day whereby no one called or msg you? My handphone has been awfully quiet today.
*shrugs* I guess its one of those days when people around me are too busy with their lives that they have forgotten about
ME.
*tIng checks her handphone again and whines.*No one cares about me... *sobz sobz* But anyway, doesn't bother me much. I'm happy. I just finished eating a pack of yummy Nasi lemak. *drools*
Was reading the Bulletin Board on friendster when i came upon this thingy posted by my dearie, Azan. Thought it was quite funny.. Here it goes..
Think of a movie title and change its one word to penis...
1.The Last PENIS Standing (Man)
2.Dude, where's my PENIS? (Car)
3.A PENIS to remember (Walk)
4.Interview with a PENIS (Vampire)
5.Riding PENISs (Giants)
6.Back to the PENIS (Future)
7.When a man loves a PENIS(Woman)
8.Saving private PENIS (Ryan)
9.Episode 2: Attack of the PENIS(s)(CLones)
10.PENIS in New York (Autumn)
11. PENIS Bites (reality)
12.Head of PENIS (State)
13.The Little PENISs (Rascals)
14.Lemony Snicket's A Series ofUnfortunate PENISs (Events)
15.Honey, I shrunk the PENIS (kids)
16.Scent of A PENIS (woman)
17.PENIS On Fire (Man)
18.A Beautiful PENIS (Mind)
19.Catch PENIS(me) if you can.
20.Bulletproof PENIS (monk)
21. LORD OF THE PENIS(rings)
22.PENIS room (Panic room)
23.Jurassic PENIS (Park)
24.How to lose a PENIS in 10 days(guy)
25.PENIS Magic (PRactical)
26.My sassy PENIS(girl)
27.Charlie's PENIS: full throttle(angels)
28.Pretty PENIS(woman)
29.Snake in the PENIS'sshadow(eagle's)
30.Big PENIS (Daddy)
31. 40 days, 40 PENIS (nights)
32.Walking PENIS(Tall)...
33.Remember the PENIS(titans)
34.Save the Last PENIS (Dance)
35.50 First PENIS (Date)
36.Spongebob Square PENIS(Pants) The Movie
37.Dirty PENIS (Dancing)
38.Finding PENIS (NEMO)
39.My BIG, FAT, GREEK PENIS!!!(Wedding)
40.Enter the PENIS (Dragon)
41. PENIS Got Fingered (Freddy)
42. Open PENIS (Water)
43. I heart PENIS (huckabees)
44. Once upon a PENIS in mexico (Time)
45. White PENIS (chicks)
46. Bridget jones's PENIS (diary)
47. The league of extraordinary PENIS(gentlemen)
48. Princess PENIS (diaries)
49. Sleeping with the PENIS(enemy)
50. Finding Penis (Forresster)
51. The PENIS Identity (Bourne)
52. A Very Long Penis (engagement)
53. My Little Penis (Bride)
54. Super Size Penis (Me)
55. How to lose a Penis in 10 days(Guy)
56. National Penis (treasure)
57. Penis Raiders [ Seoul ]
58. Kung Fu Penis ( Hustle )
59. Meet Da Penis ( fockers )
60. First Penis (Dates) =)
70. Finding Penis
71. Edward Penis Hands ( Scissors )
72. i,PENIS (ROBOT)
73. Penis Away (Spirited)
74. Series of Unfortunate Penis (events)
75. Honey i Shrunk the Penis (kids)
76. The Littlest Penis (elf)
77. 28 Penis Later (days)
78. Team Penis (america)
79. Lord of the Penis (rings)
80. White Penis (noise)
81. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Penis (Mind)
82. The Penis (Eye)
83. Million Dollar Penis (Baby)
84. Mr Penis - Armed & Fabulous
85. Son of the Penis (Mask)
86. Bride and Penis (Prejudice)
loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.
