Was flipping through the Dolce & Gabbana catalog which was full of B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L men when suddenly i had a thought. What if someday i could just flip open a catalog and just order a man?

*tIng grinz widely at the thought.*

What a tempting thought! I wish i could just order the man of my dreams from a catalog. I don't have to go through all the irritating blind dates anymore! Neither do i have to try to get men's attention. All i'll have to do is pick a guy and order him. There! As simple as that!

Ok ok.. You must be thinking.. WHAT ABOUT LOVE?

*tIng raises her eyebrow and looks at you.*

I don't think so dear... Who cares about love when he's got a nice body, cute hair and big *ahem* unmentionable?! *shrugs* As Carrie would have said,


Who knows? Maybe someday we might be able to exchange our old boyfriends for newer better models? Trade in old ones for new ones.. Just like handphones.. UPGRADE! We could get better, more functional men. I can just imagine the advertising tagline. It should go like this..


You know how the newer handphones always have better functions? New boyfriends will have new functions too! Imagine this..


See.. I'm a true blue business woman. I can sell anything! *giggles*

Ok. I'm bored. Very bored indeed. Lately, i've been getting obsessed with my hands. I'm using the hand sanitiser like every 2-3 hours. Is this considered as complusive? *considers seriously* I just like clean hands. And according to Candice, it kills 99.99% of the germs. *shrugs* We should all use hand sanitiser. Candice could be the spokesperson and i could be the Marketing Director. I like my hand sanitiser. Its apple scent. I love apples. Apple tea. Apple Juice. And now Apple hand sanitiser.








loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.