Friday nite.. Jus came home from my cousin's chalet at Pasir Ris. Had a few chicken wings, fish and otahs.. Din eat much cause there wasn't much food left. Dad was in a hurry to go off (cause he's hungry and he doesn't eat anything bbq) so we went to a nearby foodcourt for his dinner instead.

Am quite fustrated with Eddy cause he was surfing this gay website (www.gay.com) at work. He was happily showing off the pictures of all the men to me. When i was looking at their picture, i was DROOLING! Gosh! They are all sooo handsome and cute and their bodies are fantastic! My gosh.. If i have a bf like that, i would be sooo sooo sooo happy! Sooo cute.. Soo damm blardy gorgeous bodies!!!

*tIng starts drooling at the thought of cute, topless men.*

Argh.. damm saddening that they are all gays.. WHY WHY WHY?? Why do they like fucking men? *sighz*

If Singapore has a population of 4 million people, lets jus take it that 50% are men and 50% are women. Out of the the 2 million men, lets assume that 1/4 of them are children and teens, 1/4 are in their 20s to 30s, 1/4 are middle-age and the rest of the 1/4 are elderly. So i can only look for my prince within the 500,000,000 men. And from the 500,000,000 men, lets again assume that 1/3 are straight, 1/3 are gays and 1/3 are bisexuals. So actually the number of men who might be my prince is only about 166,666,666.67. And out of this 166,666,666.67 men, lets jus say that 50% are reasonable looking and the rest are fat, ugly and horrible, so that make 83,333,333.33 men.

Ok.. So far so good right.. But what about the unfaithful creeps? I guess this group of men will make up about 2/3 of them, so that leaves 27,777,777.77 men to be exact. Not bad, not bad.. But lets not forget about those who are already attached or married. So in the end, my prince could only be found within 13,888,888.88 men.

Hmmm.. Not bad not bad after all... I can still choose from 13,888,888.88 men! Opps.. I forgot to take into consideration the number of guys i've date. So that means 13,888,888.88 - 4 = 13,888,884.88. Hahahah.. Well, i guess its only a matter of time the right guy comes along and sweep me off my feet. =P

loVe iS a deLuSiOn tHat OnE mAn dIffErs fRoM aNotHer.