My sister is coming back from Aussie soon... So i left comments on her blog telling her how i feel about it.

Me:
Dear Sister,
I'm enjoying myself, pretending i'm the ONLY CHILD. If possible, make my dream REAL. Thankz

Lotsa sibling rivalry,your SISTER

My sis:
That's just too bad. i'm coming back soon. you only child? you wait long long. in fact, i'm going dedicate a blog entry to you, my dear sister who don't give a damn about me. you fucking bitch.

(refer to the link at the side)

Me:
Dear sister,
Judging by your comments, i really decided that i ENJOY being the ONLY child of the family. Therefore, i would like to dedicate a song to you (since you dedicated a blog entry to me), and the song is "Where is the LOVE?"

Your sis
tIng

An Open Letter To My Sister Ting
Dear Ah-Ting,

How have you been? I am fine. I have been eating well, and my spirits are generally high. However, I miss Singapore badly. I miss our little warm family, as well as the two dogs who love running about the apartment.

I am writing this letter to you because I am greatly saddened by your comment on my earlier post . I thought it was really nothing but a nicer way of asking me to "Fuck off".
Usually, I will accept this "Fuck off" with geniality. After all, plenty of people ask me to "Fuck off" everyday. You yourself told me to "Go away lah" everyday that I was home. Bryan especially mumbles "I hate you, I hate you...why can't you leave me alone?" with incredible regularity. Siew Hua the Flowercrab even makes it a point to call me "fucker" or "bitch" affectionately if we talk on the phone. My other friends are typically kind to me, so don't worry. They do, however, insult me every now and then just for fun. But it's just for fun. So you don't have to worry.

I guess I must be quite irritating. But sigh, I really do not wish to be. Yet, what can I do really? I am the way I am. If you must blame anyone, blame Mummy for making me the way I am.
I wish you wouldn't blame her though, because I love her. I think you love her also right? We can love her together when I'm back in Singapore. I'm glad I'm coming home soon to everybody, and of course to you too. Somehow I get the idea that you like being an ONLY CHILD.
That is really funny. HA HA HA! Come to think of it, I am the ELDER CHILD. So basically I CAME FIRST. In fact, I arrived two years before you did. I WAS THE ONLY CHILD UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG. Did you even ask my permission to arrive? You didn't! You are the one who messed up my plans of being AN ONLY CHILD.

I know you hate me. I know you hate me because I snatched your doll pram during your second birthday. But I only wanted to be photographed together with it. Like that also wrong meh? I know you hate me also because we always wanted the same things. But mostly you copied me, not the other way round. I wanted Barbie dolls, you also. I wanted the Fisher Price masak-masak set, you also.

Then we grew up. The TV remote-control is always in your hands. I can't even watch what I want to because you will be busy channel-surfing. Remember how your motto used to be "Absorb the most amount of information in the least amount of time"? Then you took my clothes, my make-up, my shoes, my bags. Lucky we have different taste in men. Sigh, what makes you think I am happy about all this? Hmph!

And then you still had the cheek to hide my beloved teddy bear around the apartment just for the fun of seeing me search for him anxiously. Sighhh.

Anyway, I do want you to know I miss you. And I want to reassure you that I will be back in less than a month. I look forward to our reunion again. I look forward to:

1) Hiding the TV remote-control from you.
2) Irritating you with Sakak.
3) Snatching Mummy's attention from you.
4) Blasting Symphony 92.4FM just for your ears.
5) Make your life hell just by being alive.

Oh by the way, my birthday is coming. I thought that I should remind you in case you have forgotten it. I still remember how one year I have to buy the birthday present for myself, and you didn't even want to pay me back for it. I still remember how I used to doodle big posters of "GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT BACK!" and stuck it on your door. I still remember how in the end I got to rummage through your wallet for a measly ten dollars that didn't even cover the cost of the birthday present.

Anyway, no grudges since we are sisters. Why not you just wrap a S$50 angbao for me this time. I'll get my own birthday present. Thanks.

Send my affectionate love to our parents, and the two lovely dogs.

See you soon! Love you! Muaks! Hugs!

YOUR SISTER,
Jac

Me:
Dear sister,

You can try to do all the things to irritate the shit out of me. However, i would like to warn you of the possible consequences. They are:

1)Dismember Sakak (He is not my brother, mother do not acknowledge him as her son.)
2)Mess up all your books or maybe cut holes in some of the pages.
3)Remove the "Enter" key on your laptop. (This is a punishment for hiding the remote control).
4)Put glue in your foundation.

BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID.

P/s: Channel surfing is MY PREROGATIVE. It is a SPORT.

See how much sisterly love we have?