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Monday, October 18, 2004
Murphy's Laws about Sex

Was surfing the net when i found a couple of murphy's laws about sex that's funny and kinda true... enjoy....

1) Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

2) The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.<

3)Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

4) Nothing improves with age. =P

5) Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6) Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

7) If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

8) Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

9) There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

10) Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.




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